A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut? The barber look around the shop and says about 2 hours, and the guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks...how long before I can get a haircut? Again, the barber looks around at shop full of customers and says about 2 hours. The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks how long before I can get a haircut? The barber looks around the shop and says about an hour and a half. The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says Hey, Joey, I'll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes. In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber says, this must be good, where did he go when he left here? Joey says, To your house!
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