when the manager says "I know it is your first day and I'm really sorry, but I have to run out and do some errands. Do you think you'll be ok?"
The guy says it is fine and it isn't long before he has his first customer, a white woman.
"Do you have any dildos?" she asked
"Yes ma'am, we have black dildos for $20 and white ones for $30."
"I think I'll take a black one, I've never had a black one before."
She pays and leaves, and a bit of time passes before a black woman comes in and asks the same question.
"Black dildos are $20, white are $30" he tells her.
"I'll take a white one, I've never had a white one before"
Then a blonde woman walks in and asks if they sell dildos.
"Yes ma'am, black ones are $20 and white are $30."
"Well...what's that one up there?" she asks pointing to a shelf behind the counter.
"Oh, the plaid dildo? It is a special edition, it costs $250." he answers.
"I think I'll take the plaid dildo, I've never had a plaid one before".
She pays and leaves and then then manager returns.
"So how was your first day? Any sales?" the manager asks.
"Pretty good" the guy answers. "I sold a black dildo, a white dildo and I sold your Thermos for $250."
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