"Is everything okay pal?" the bartender asks.
"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!"
Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing.
You know, a little peace and quiet?"
"Yeah. But today is the last day!"
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