A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words. The guy replies, Hey, why not? He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: Paint my house.
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