A guy sees a beautiful girl across the bar and decides to go talk to her. After about an hour of back and forth the guy asks
"you wanna get out of here?"
"sure" she said coyly "lets go to my place" she said with a wink as she grabbed his hand and led him out of the bar.
Outside her door things are starting to heat up. As she opens the door she flips on the lights and the guy sees stuffed animals lining every wall going from ceiling to floor each row down smaller than the next.
"weird" he thought for an instant before she lead him to the bed.
In bed he gave it his all. Every technique he could think of and using every ounce of energy until he was sure she was satisfied.
He rolled off of her and kissed her on the cheek.
"How was that?" he said with a smile.
she touched his cheek and said "oh honey, let me put it like this...you can take anything from the bottom shelf."
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