He comes to a stand advertising "Magic Peaches."
Well, he gets curious and asks the vendor, "Hey man, what's this all about?"
The Vendor replies casually, "I've got a peach here that tastes like anything you can think of."
"Bullshit," the man says. "Give me one that tastes like peanut butter and jelly, then." The vendor picks through his box and hands the guy a peach. After the first bite he says, "Woah, this is incredible! This tastes just like peanut butter! Where's the jelly, though?"
The vendor says, "Flip it over."
He takes another bite, and sure as shit, it tasted just like jelly. These peaches are fucking magical!
...Then he gets an idea. He looks around, leans closer to the vendor, and in a hushed voice asks, "Hey man...do you have one that tastes like pussy?"
The vendor smiles and says, "I've got exactly what you're looking for. Say no more." He picks through a box he has hidden under the booth and hands the man a second peach.
The man holds the peach up to his lips and takes a bite. Immediately he spits it out all over the ground, exclaiming angrily, "THIS TASTES LIKE SHIT!"
The vendor casually replies, "Flip it over."
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