Lying on the sand, crying. He walks over to her and asks, "what's wrong?"
"I've never been kissed before" she says.
Looking left and right, he notices they are the only ones there.
Seeing they are alone, He leans in and kisses her. He then takes a look at her, seeing a bright smile on her face.
The man then goes off into the water to swim. After a few minutes in the water, he takes a glance at the woman and notices her crying again.
He stumbles out of the ocean and asks again, "what's wrong?"
She hesitates, and says "I never gave a guy a blowjob."
The guy looks at her, intrigued... Again, the guy looks left and right, seeing no one for miles.
So he drops his swim shorts. In a matter of minutes, the guy finishes and leaves into the cool ocean, pleased.
After a few minutes in the water, he looks over his shoulder and sees the girl crying again.
He gets out of the water, annoyed and asks, "what's wrong now?"
She looks up at him with confidence, and says, "I want you to fuck me."
Without hesitation, he grabs her and throws her into the water and yells, "Well, you're fucked now!"
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