Within a week the two lonely castaways are making love. Then, one day, the guy turns to the supermodel and says,
“I was hoping you could do me a favor.”
“Sure,” she replies.
“First, put on my clothes,” he says.
“Fine,” she says while getting dressed.
“Great. Now draw a beard on your face with this coal I found,” he says.
“OK,” she replies.
“That's perfect. And would you mind if I called you Joe?”
“I guess not,” answers the supermodel.
“Great,” replies the guy. “Joe, you're not going to believe who I've been banging!”
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