...after a night of drinking.
One of his friends asks about the giant gong in the corner of his bedroom.
"Oh, that's my talking clock. Here, let me show you how it works."
He takes a mighty swing at the gong.
***GONNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG***
Suddenly, a voice from next door screams, "What the fuck are you doing?! It's 3:30 in the fucking morning!"
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