A guy is on the corner of the street waiting to hail a cab and he has a giant peach for a head...

Another man comes up to him and says "I'm sorry, I couldn't help but notice that you have a giant peach for a head; what's up with that?"

The man with a giant peach for a head responds "It's kind of a funny story actually."

He explains that on his last birthday a genie appeared to him and offered to grant him three wishes.

"For my first wish," the man with a giant peach for a head began, "was to be wealthy. Next thing I know, Donald Trump comes up to me, gives me briefcases packed with money and says 'Take it, it's yours!' I couldn't believe it, I'm filthy rich!"

"Wow!" the other guy says. "That's incredible!"

"I know!" the man with a giant peach for a head responds. "And for my second wish, I wished I was married to the most beautiful woman in the world. Ten seconds later, Mila Kunis runs up to me, declares her everlasting love for me, and insists we get married the next day! I couldn't believe how lucky I was!"

"It really is incredible," the other man says. "Well, what about your third wish?"

"Oh, for my third wish, I wished I had a giant peach for a head."

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