...and is trying to find his way out. While he's wandering, he suddenly hears footsteps and cries behind him. He turns around and sees a group of savage tribesmen running towards him with spears in their hands.
The guy absolutely freaks out and starts running through any gap he sees between the trees, with no idea where he is going. Suddenly, he reaches a cliff end and he has nowhere else to run, with the tribesmen only a few seconds away.
"I AM FUCKED!" he exclaims in panic.
He hears an eerie voice. *"No... you are not fucked. I am the guardian spirit of this forest. Pick up a rock and throw it at the tribe's leader when they approach you. Do as I say, human."*
The guy thinks "Well, he is the guardian spirit, he knows what he's talking about", so he grabs a sharp rock and prepares. When the tribesmen are a few feet away, he takes aim and throws the rock right on the leader's forehead.
*"NOW you are fucked".*
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