A guy is in Vegas for the first time...

He finds himself a hooker and asks her about her rates.

"Well, for ten bucks I'll blow you, for twenty I'll fuck you, and for forty-five I'll give you a Lewinsky."

"What's a Lewinsky?" He asks.

She replies "I blow you now and fuck you later!"

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