A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud hiss-pop noise. The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold, explains the guide. The popping sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple. Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured. The machine makes a Hiss. Hiss. Hiss noise. but every so often there is a Pop! noise. Wait a minute! says the man taking the tour. I understand what the 'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop' every so often? Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine, says the guide. It pokes a hole in every tenth condom. Well, that can't be good for the condoms! Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!
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