A guy is driving with his friend...

And runs a red light, the friend says, "what are you doing" and the guy says, "It's okay my brother does this all the time." Then he runs another red light and the friend freaks out again. And the guy says it's okay my bro does this all the time.
Then they come upon a green light and the guy stops. And the friend says, "what are you doing it's green."

The guy replies, "I know, but my brother might've coming."

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