A guy is arrested in a bank with a gun.
Police: We will accuse you for trying to rob a bank.
Guy: (Confused) Asks why?
Police: Well, you had all necessary tools to rob a bank.
Guy: Will you accuse me for trying to rape? Because i have necessary tools for that too.
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