A guy had held on to a pile of cash for a while...

but he and the cash weren't getting along anymore. The cash said,
"I think it's time I stayed with your brother for a while. He needs me
more, and it will only be temporary". The guy tried to work it out.
"Wouldn't it be better if you stayed with me so we could talk?".
The cash said "No, I really prefer to be a loan".

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