A guy goes to his dad and says he's ready to get married... The dad says, "Son, can your penis reach your asshole?" The son says "No, it can't" The dad says "Well you're not ready. When your penis can reach your asshole you'll know." Three months pass and the son comes back and says after much stretching and pulling, it can finally reach. The dad says "Well, if you can do that, you no longer need a wife."
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