The menu reads
Burgers - $5
Handjobs - $10
A sexy waitress says "Can I take your order?"
"Are you the girl doing the handjobs?"
"Why yes, I am"
The man hands the waitress $10 and says "Well clean your hands, because I want two burgers."
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