The guy goes to the bathroom and stumbles back to the bar with puke on his shirt...
"Oh man, my wife ish gonna kill me." he says, "I just puked on my shirt and she's gonna know I was out drinking all night!"
"Don't worry about it," slurs his coworker. "take $20 and put it in your shirt pocket. When she sees it, show her the money and tell her some drunk at the bar puked on your shirt and gave you money for the dry cleaning!"
"Hey, thash a great idea!"
So the two of them stumble their separate ways and he finds his way home. As he's fumbling with his keys his wife opens the front door.
"Look at you..." she says shaking her head. "Coming home pissed drunk at two in the morning again."
"No baby, I'm fine I only had a couple!"
"A couple!? You can hardly stand up and you've puked on your shirt! You're despicable."
"No baby, that washn't me..." he says, "Some guy puked on me and gave me $20 dollars for the dry cleaning!"
He hands her the money.
"There's $40 here..." she says.
"...."
"He pissed in my pants too."
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