A guy goes into a Muslim book store...

He walks in and asks,

"Do you have that new Donald Trump book?"

The Muslim at the counter responds,

"Donald Trump!, fuck you, leave, and never come back!"

"Ah yes that's the one, do you have it in paper back?

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