and sees this beautiful nun sitting in the front. He sits down next to her and they chit chat for a while. While talking to her all he can think about is how beautiful she is and how much he wants to do her.
Finally he builds up the courage to ask her out, to which she refuses. After that the nun gets off.
The bus driver, seeing the guy heart broken leans in and says "hey if you really wanna get it on with that nun, I can help you out, but It's gonna cost you a 100 bucks"
The man, without hesitation, agrees and pays the driver. The driver says "alright that nun visits the town cemetery every night, all you have to do is show up dressed as Jesus and she'll do what ever you say".
The man does exactly what the driver says and sure enough the nun arrives. He pops out in a full Jesus outfit and says "Behold I am your Lord Jesus Christ, lay with me and receive eternal bliss"
They do the nasty behind the gravestone and immediatley after the guy takes the wig off and says "HAH I am the guy from the bus" to which the nun responds " HAH I am the bus driver!"
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