After walking for days and becoming increasingly close to death from dehydration, he has all but one choice. He starts to beg:
- God, I know I haven't been a saint ..... Please don't let me die.... I would really love a drink right about now.
Suddenly, the heavens open and a shovel falls down, followed by a stern command:
- Dig
He digs and to his surprise a fresh water fountain erupts.
- I am no longer thirsty, god.
The voice answers:
-Throw the shovel up.
He does. The shovel vanishes.
The man keeps walking and soon enough he is starving.
- I'd sure love some food right about now, God.
The shovel falls, he is told to dig. It takes much longer than the last time, but eventually some food emerges.
- God, I am full.
- throw the shovel up.
He does. It vanishes.
Now, that the man is fed, he is feeling much more adventurous.
- I'd love a fuck, god.
- Dig.
He digs. For hours and hours and hours.... Giving up eventually:
- God, I am fucked!
- throw the shovel up!
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