A regular looking guy gets knocked down in the street in New York. A crowd gathers round him and a catholic priest pushes though. He has no idea if the guy is catholic or not but he sees that the guy is in a bad way and decides to give him the last rites anyway. The priest kneels down beside the guy and says 'My son: do you believe in god the father, god the son & god the holy ghost?'
At this the guy opens one eye and says 'Oy vay - I am about to die and he asks me riddles!'
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