So he goes up to the captain and asks "What do you guys use when you get horny?"
The captain says: "There's a barrel over there with a hole in it; we use that".
Guy: "Great when can I use it?"
Captain: "You can use it any day of the week, except Tuesday".
Guy: "Why not Tuesday?"
The captain grinned and said: "Cause that's your day in the barrel."
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