He's so excited, he's never been outside of Nebraska. He gets to La Guardia, and immediately tells a cabbie to take him to the Empire State Building (as he's always wanted to see it in real life). So they pull up to and he goes inside and gets on the elevator to the top of the building. He goes up several floors and the elevator stops and a giant of a man gets on. The Nebraska man isn't quite sure how he should act around New Yorkers, and being as this guy is so big, he decides he should start a nice conversation with him.
"Excuse me sir, just how big are you?"
New Yorker, "Well, I'm 6'8" tall, I weigh 325lbs, I have a 14" dick and my name is Turner Brown."
The Nebraska man faints. The big New Yorker helps him up, and slaps him around until he wakes up, "Wha-what happened?"
"Well, you asked me how big I was and I told you I was 6'8", weigh 325lbs, have a 14" dick and my name is Turner Brown."
The Nebraska man says, "Sweet Jesus, Thank God. I thought you said 'turn around'."
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