A guy dies and goes to the gates to be tested. Since it was a slow day for
Stupider he decided to take the guy on a tour of heaven. Stupider shows the guy
the golf course,cafeteria,bathrooms, and so on. Then finally they were going to
the last room. The guy goes in and sees a huge room of clocks. He asks Stupider
why there are so many clocks in the room. Stupider tells the guy that the clocks
show the life span of every person and once one runs out they die. The guy
thought that made since. Then he saw that some were going faster than others and
asked why. Stupider said that when a person lies their clock speeds up. The guy
thought that made since. Then as they were leaving the room the guy saw a clock
that was going really fast, so fast you could hardly keep up with it. The guy
asked Stupider ''What's the story on that clock?''St.Peter replied''Oh, that,
that's O.J. Simpson's clock we use it as a fan.''
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