A guy dies...

A guy, dies and ends up in Hell...

A minor demon ushers him into a waiting room and tells him to wait until called for his orientation.

Satan calls him into his office to explain how things work. Satan motions for Joe to sit down in a chair.

Satan says "So, Joe, do you like to drink?" Joe says "Yeah, I like to drink."

Satan says "Excellent! Well on Mondays that is just what we do here. You get to drink beer, or wine, or hard liquor. We get up Monday and we start drinking and that's what we do all day. We just drink all day."

Satan says "So, how about gambling? Do you gamble?" Joe says "Yeah, I used to play the lottery."

Satan says "Fantastic! Well on Tuesday we wake up and we gamble all day long. We bet on horses. We play cards. We bet on everything all day long - that's what we do. Tuesday we just gamble all day long."

Joe says "Wow... This place doesn't sound so bad at all..."

Satan says "Wonderful! On Wednesday we smoke." Joe says "I used to smoke a pipe now and again."

Satan says "Good. Very good. On Wednesday we smoke. We wake up and we smoke cigars and we smoke pipes. We smoke dope. We smoke cigarettes. We just smoke - that is what we do all day long on Wednesday."

Joe says "Hey this is starting to sound like a lot of fun. I don't know why this place has such a bad reputation."

Satan says "So, Joe - are you by any chance a homosexual?"

Joe says "Well... No - I'm straight as an arrow..."

Satan says "Aw... That's too bad. You are really going to hate Thursdays..."