A guy decides to marry a prostitute he had been seeing for a while.
At the ceremony the minister asked the man if he takes her to be his lawfully wedded wife.
The man says, “I do.”
The minister then asked the prostitute if she took the man to be her lawfully wedded husband.
She says, “I do everybody!”
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