A guy counterfeits a $11 bill

Realizing nobody would accept it in any big city, he goes to a really remote village in the boondocks and knocks on a door. He asks the guy inside for change for his $11 bill. The guy says he doesn't have $11, but he can give him $8. He figures, "What the hell," and says yes.
The guy goes back inside and comes out 2 minutes later, then hands him two $4 bills.

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