the dealer tells him to keep a jar of Vaseline handy to coat the motorcycle in before it rains to prevent rust. Later that week his Girlfriend invites him to have dinner at her house with her parents. Before dinner the girl explains their families tradition that whoever speaks first during dinner has to do the dishes. The guy sees a huge pile of dirty dishes by the kitchen sink, the girl explains that no one has spoken for several weeks now.
So as he is eating dinner silently with his girlfriend and her parents he gets an idea, leans over and starts kissing his girlfriend while staring straight at her father. The father looks aggravated but says nothing. So he proceeds to have his way with her, but still nothing.
so he leans over and starts kissing the girls mother, now the father looks like hes about to burst, but says nothing. he brings her closer about to have his way with her but suddenly hears thunder.
He remembers that he has to coat the motorcycle so he gets up and takes out the jar of Vaseline.
The father suddenly shoots up and says "fine I'll clean the fucking dishes, but don't you go gay on me boy!"
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