A guy at a bar throws up on his shirt....

So he says to the bartender' " oh boy my wife is going to kill me". The bartender replies, "stick $10 in the top pocket tell your wife that some drunk guy puked on you and gave you $10 to clean the shirt".

The man goes home and hands his wife the shirt and says,"honey some guy threw up on me at the bar but he gave me $10 to clean the shirt".

The wife replies, "But there's $20 in this pocket".

Husband replies "oh yeah I forgot he also shit in my pants".

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