A guy asks his girlfriend after their first night together:
"So... how many guys have you been with before me?"
The girl falls silent and squints at the ceiling.
"What? Did... I... Oh God. I never meant to..."
The girl doesn't react.
"Dammit. Come on... that was really inconsiderate of me."
No reaction.
"I apologize, shouldn't have asked that."
Still, the girl doesn't say anything.
"I've only been with two girls before you... oh God, I'm only making this worse, aren't I?"
Nothing.
"Look, I know you have every right to--"
"Would you please shut the fuck up? I'm still counting!"
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