A guy asks a girl to a dance. She says yes, so he immediately starts preparing. He goes to the car rental, stands in line to rent a limo. He goes to the tailor, stands in line to rent a tux. Then he goes to the florist, and stands in line to get his date a corsage.
The big night finally comes, so he goes to pick up his date, wearing his rented tux, in his rented limo, with her fancy corsage. They drive to the dance, stand in line to get in, then finally, they're inside. She says she's thirsty, so he goes to get her some punch. There is no punchline.
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