The man starts pawing all over her. She pushes him away and says "if we're going to make this work, I want manners and respect!" The man smooths his hair down, folds his hands and says "my dearest, I'm so sorry, I'll be a perfect gentleman from now on." "Good" she says "that's better." To which the man replies "good, now would you ever so kindly pass the pussy?"
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