A guy accidentally opens the bathroom door as a girl was taking a shower, he tries to say sorry but the girl interrups him:

Monkey and...

If you put a million monkeys on a million keyboards, one of them will...

Farmer Gossman...

Farmer Gossman goes to the vet and says, My horse is constipated. The vet...

Yo mama is so ugly

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence...

I also like my...

I don't like coffee.

Men are like...

Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.

There are three...

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical...

Did you hear...

Don’t worry, he woke up

What do you call...

Putt Putt in the Butt Butt.

If you recall the...

If you recall the old Hollywood Squares show, this will bring a tear to your...

[long]A white man...

A white man says to a colored man next to him, "Colored people are not...