A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments. My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup. Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't see to pour the coffee. I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck. My blood pressure pills make my dizzy. I guess that's the price we pay for getting old. Well, it's not all bad. We should be thankful that we can still drive.
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