they decide to put three people on an island. Not wanting to ignore cultures, they choose an American, a European, and a Japanese man. The three men are told they will be left on the island for three months and after which their survival and civilization building skills will be evaluated.
The American is put in charge of shelter, the European is put in charge of food and livestock, and the Japanese is put in charge of supplies.
The three men are then taken by helicopter and dropped off on the Island. Immediately the Japanese man runs into the dense jungle. Three months go by and the American has a very nice house built from bamboo, sticks, and thatch. The house is fully furnished with wicker tables, chairs, cabinets, and beds. The European has done a great job also, with a large garden, a full pantry, and a fenced pen around a few wild pigs.
The helicopter with the scientists arrive and they notice the house and the massive amount of food the men have stockpiled. But they cant find the Japanese guy. They ask, "where is the Japanese gentlemen?" The American and European look at each other and say " as soon as you left he ran off into the forest and we haven't seen him"
The group decide to go looking for the man, fearing he could be dead.
Just as they walk past the pen and into the brush, the Japanese man jumps out of the bushes and yells..."SUPPLIES!!!"
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