A group of philosophers walk into a bar. Over drinks, they all are trying to convince each other the statement "All the philosophers in this group will never simultaneously believe this statement" is false.
A group of philosophers walk into a bar. Over drinks, they all are trying to convince each other the statement "All the philosophers in this group will never simultaneously believe this statement" is false.
They all leave believing it's true.
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