A group of Irish friars was running short of funds, so they decided to start a business selling flowers from the cathedral gardens. Happily, their business was extremely successful- so successful, in fact, that the local flower shop could no longer stand up to the competition. The owner, determined not to give up so easily, asked the holy men to find some other way to make money.
"No," they replied. "God has guided us to success."
So the florist went down to the local tavern and hired Hugh McTaggart: the meanest, toughest brawler in town. He showed up at the friars' flower stand, knocked over the register, turned over the tables, and punched the abbot in the face, threatening to come back if they kept selling flowers. Naturally, the friars decided to close the shop and come up with another source of income.
The moral of the story? *Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.*
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