... and they decided to name the band after an obscenity. Since these friends were totally uncreative, they decided to name the band 'Shit', because their music was the shit. They stayed true to the classic, three-chord punk everyone from the 80s was familiar with.
Shit started getting popular in their city. When critics caught wind of their first studio album, they saw Shit as a revival of classic punk, launching the band from small gigs to stardom.
Shit became really popular in the United States, and their music was selling well. At least, until rival bands came along. A few after Shit hit the scene, a new band called 'Better Music' burst into the scene from Chicago. Better Music had a sort of edginess to it that Shit didn't seem to have. Shit's profits started falling. Twitter fights and real fights with Better Music became more frequent. Shit's reputation was tarnished. And when things seemed like they couldn't get any worse, a solo punk artist called 'Only 15' came from Greece, his artistic name coming from his last name, Onlyis. He swept the Grammys that year with his avant-garde take on punk, bringing Shit further down the drain.
After attending the Grammys, the members of Shit decided to get a drink at a nearby bar. When Shit arrived, they sat down, and heard their greatest hit blare through the bar. The leader of Shit nudges the man next to him, and says, "You know this song? We're the band that plays it."
The man turns around, looking familiar to the band. It's Onlyis himself, with his Grammys on the stool next to him. He says, "This music is Shit? I listen to Better Music, and I'm Only 15."
*drops mic*
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