This guy has loved tractors all his life and devoted his life to them. He loves tractors so much that on his 18th birthday he buys himself a tractor and drives it around everyday working on a farm. Then on his 19th birthday his parents buy him a tractor birthday cake and he says to his parents "why did you buy me this? I hate tractors now ever since I hurt my leg falling off one yesterday"
So he quit his job on the farm and on the way home he saw a burning house that was so full of smoke the firefighters couldn't Save the child trapped inside. Then the man opened the letterbox put his mouth up to it and sucked out all of the smoke and blew it out onto the street then saved the child. The firefighters where stunned and asked him how he did it, he replied "don't you know, I'm an extractor fan"
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