A boy's grandfather dies and is cremated.
The grandson goes to his grandfather's funeral and pays respects to his cremated grandfather.
When the boy returns home, he is visited by his dead grandfather who says "you didn't visit often enough! I'm going to haunt you for that!"
"I was too busy and there were too many family vacations, I couldn't make time." Says the boy.
"Ok, well, I'll haunt you because you didn't eat enough of the cookies when you did visit. Now get me some cookies so I can suck the spirit from them!" Says the grandfather's spirit.
Slightly confused the boy responds "ok...would you like milk with that?"
The grandfather says "no, I'm cremated."
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