The gal working at the drugstore (also very good looking) asks him, "What size do you need?" He responds "I don't know". She looks at him and tells him "There is a fence out back with 3 different sized holes, put your pecker in each one and then tell me which size it was." The guy walks around to the fence while the clerk runs around to the other side. The guy puts it in the first hole and she treats him right. He puts it in the second hole and she treats him again. He puts it in the third hole and she treats him yet again. He walks back to the store while she runs back to the counter. She smiles when he comes back in and asks "Well what size do you need to buy?" The guy grins "I don't want to buy any condoms anymore but I will take 8 foot of that fence!"
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