A girl walks into a brewery and seats next to a statistician. The statistician and she chat for a bit, afterwards she quickly introduces him to her ex-husband. Being quick with numbers, he replies "did you know 100% of divorces are caused by marriages?" She giggled.
He continues to try and woo her "Statisticians are known for doing it discretely and continuously, you might even say we are "mean" lovers." She quickly rolled her eyes at his feeble pick up attempt.
Promptly after he announces his prior plans, as he puts on his coat, and quickly asked for her and her ex-husband’s number. The girl and her ex-husband received a text message shortly after, "It was nice meeting you guys, I hope we can stay in touch!" Then she received one saying "let’s grab a beer sometime soon". She remitted "definitely, but do you mind if I ask you why you got my ex's number?"
He texted back "Well statistically speaking, most wives leave there husband for his friends."
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