A girl is visiting her boyfriend's parents for the first time ...

and as soon as she enters the home she farts. To mask that she points at the lamp on the table and tells the parents "You have such a beautiful lamp!". The dad in response says "I bet you will shit yourself when you see our living room chandelier".

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