A girl goes into the abortion clinic

She brings her friend for support... feeling woosey & out of it from the drugs afterwards the girl is gathering her shoes and purse. She looks around and says to her friend "I feel like I am forgetting something"
Her friend replies "you are...."
..."your fetus!"

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