A German,American and Brit go to a mystical mountain...

When they reach the top of the mountain God appears,and tells them to say something they love very much and then jump,the thing they said before they jump will wait for them at the bottom...So,the american goes first and yells "FUCKIN' BURGERS!!",jumps and falls into a pit full of delicious hamburgers.Then the german approaches the edge,yells "BEER,JA!!!!" and lands into a sea of the greatest beer he ever tasted...Finally,just before the Brit says something,he slips and yells "OH SHIT!".

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