A gang of rapists walks into a monastery...

And they start raping all the nuns. One of them, tears in her eyes, cries towards the heavens in a desperate voice:
"Forgive them Father, for they do not know what they are doing!"
Another nun near her gives her the stink eye and replies:
"Speak for yourself bitch, mine's an expert!"

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