A gang in the UK

So, first of all, here's a disclaimer, this post contains certain British slang, so if you don't understand it, inbox me.

So a man was once born In the Jaynus family, his parents called him Hugh and they had high hopes for him in his careers.

After many years, at the age of 16, got his exam results, he was pleased to see that most of them were A's or B's, but he got an A* in English for his presenting.

About 6 years later, he wins the National big jackpot lottery, £250 Million. He decided to invest £200M of this for his later life.

By the time he is 35 years old, he gets into his bank account and there is all his money. He gets a great idea and works with the community council and government to create his own town. He decided to name the town after his name to show his pride in work.

By the time he is 50, The town has become a City with lots of businesses entering and such.

But after all this time, this one lad in the town of Hugh Jaynus, had a bright idea, he would create his own gang. This was a fearsome and tough gang containing the most bloodthirsty gang members to live. Then so their gang begins.

The Hugh Jaynus Massive.

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