The room was packed. Military officials, informants, and members of the cabinet surrounded the President, anxiously waiting for the situation's broadcasting to begin.
A man walked into the room, his striped suit sleek but worn in that way that seems particular to those with stressful jobs.
"Mr. President, we've got good news, and bad news," he announced, steadily yet nervously stepping to his place at the front of the room.
"Walt, you know I, uhhh, value your opinion. You know I, uhhhh, trust you. I think you need to, uh, give me whatever news you think is, uh, the most most pertinent," Obama replied cooly.
Walt Chambers then launched into his briefing without hesitation.
"Here's what we've got going for us, Mr. President. Our NSA leaker is about a block away from the Kremlin. We know him to be on the 14th floor of the Moscow Marriott Hotel. Our agents have tracked him since he fled the country after leaking the intelligence, to China and while he was seeking asylum in South America. They know they can get him between 03:00 and 05:00 hours without running into trouble thanks to the tampering Agent Winters has done from inside Russian intelligence. Essentially, he's there for the taking."
"Why don't we, uhhhh, pull the trigger now, Walt? What's the, uhhhh, bad news?" Obama questioned, hopeful.
"The...well the bad news is...well, we can't get him out. Not by air, and not by land," Walt answered.
"What? How is that possible?" Obama replied, irritated.
"Mr. President, there was a huge blizzard in Moscow a few hours ago, and the target is completely Snowden."
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